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I'm not really a fan of Lady Gaga and anything else that's related to her but I really like this music video. Lady Gaga is weird in a million ways but the weirdness of this video is something that I can appreciate.

And that is SEX! Lol. Not sex per se but rather, the artistic view on sexual disorders. I have identified six (seven) sexual disorders in the video, namely: necrophilia, sadism-masochism, bestiality, lesbianism, narcissism, and mysophilia.

First on the list is necrophilia. Necrophilia is having feelings or sexual attraction to corpses. Lady Gaga as the corpse bride was really appealing since its the only part that was intimate rather than sexy. The wedding theme is implicating that love cannot be bounded by death, that love doesn't fade that easily. Maybe I'm over-thinking a bit but you can't really blame me.

Next is sado-masochism. Sadism is when you achieve sexual gratification through inflicting pain while masochism is the opposite. We can see that the supposed-to-be torture devices were intricately made. The act of being electrocuted was very funny. I don't really know if giving or receiving pain would be sexually satisfying. I should try this some time. :D

Mermaid Gaga is very sexual. The idea of bestiality in reality disgusts me but I have my fair share of ogling on tentacle/furry hentai though. I thought that sexual organs of fishes, or mermaids perhaps, are near the tip of their tails. But it would also be weird if the guy in the video was humping Gaga's tail fins.

Last on the list that was clearly shown on the video was lesbianism or homosexuality. Sure lesbo action is a glorious event to witness but having a transsexual Gaga was overkill. I mean it literally killed my hard on. The trannyGagaXfemGaga led me to believe that there is a subtle hint of narcissism.

Narcissism is when you fall in love with yourself. I have a bad case of the narcs and its side-effects are delusions of grandeur, overflowing confidence and air, and clinical depression (rare). The video subtly hints narcissism since Gaga is loving Gaga.

Last on the list is mysophilia. There's a part of the video where all the female dancers, including Lady Gaga, was having an orgy in the barn. Well they're not actually having an orgy but the dance was implicating it. When I watched that I was like thinking, "dirty barn sex orgy". Mysophilia is love of filth and Lady Gaga is filthy. o_O

The lyrics are sooo not in par with the MV. The lyrics was just expressing a state of longing and missing and taking chances. Boring. Thumbs up for the Haus of Gaga Publishing and the Haus of Gaga for making me appreciate what's gaga. ^_^